You must know you can swim through every tide and change of time
What does the metaphor, ‘You can swim through every change of time’ really mean? You can make it smoothly through tough times?
It’s an intellectually lazy platitude if you ask me. Shiver me timbers, being redundant must be contagious. You must know this. What are the marketing gurus going to think of next?
Somebody in Russia made this. It’s a giant cobra statue made out of frozen cow shit.
Created by Mikhail Bopposov
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为什么你不喜欢外国人？ I said to the cab driver. He replied, 不是，不是！
I was sure he didn’t like foreigners when he snarled at me 30 seconds prior and said 什么繁殖？ I told Juan he was just threatened by my prodigious beard and muttered to myself, it’s funny how they look at you like an alien if you have a beard here. In Beirut they look at you like an alien if you don’t. And, well, in Williamsburg you’re not a bonafide hipster without a scruff in the very least.
我认为这些真理是不言自明。 And this one too…
Dunya mittel khiara, yom bi timak yom bi teezak. Naturally then, my lips are chapped and my asshole chafed in this town sometimes.
I am the upsetter
We are getting closer to time travel. (scary violin) Or are we?
Don’t Challenge Me - The Makers
Me bruv Dan put up his website. Give a warm welcome!
